What's Not Green?

I can be quite picky sometimes. I mean it's not that bad, seriously. At the most, I would just give a tantrum if I couldn't get what I picked, that's all! Alright, I shouldn't exaggerate because I ain't that picky anyways but I do admit I am picky.

One good instance is my particularity (is there even such a word?) in my eating habits. To many of you, it might not even be surprising that I hate vegetables, thus my bad eyesight, my size, my unhealthy healthy body. I always get scolded by my friends for not taking vegetables when i eat.
The truth is, I do take vegetables, but not all vegetables. I came up with an equation that many thought it was stupid but to me, this equation works just fine for me:

Green + Stalk + Leaves = Vegetables

Yes, that's the equation. You don't have to be a Math whiz to know how this equation works. Anything that can't fulfil the 3 conditions of a vegetable is NOT a vegetable to me, AT ALL. For illustration purposes, I present to you:

The perfect example of what I call a vegetable~

The rest are all junks~

So this is how I order my lunch in Uni:

"Hi auntie! I would like a special fried rice, big, with well-done egg and NO vegetables. Thanks!"

This order is pretty special that all of them remember what I want and sometimes complain about my pickiness while threatening to not put any rice in my fried rice, just vegetables.

Sorry, that's just me. I guess I'm just living up to my name, guess what?