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I officially have my 2-months break. Not gonna do anything that stresses me out these 2 months!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

The Art of Dawn Yang

Have you noticed that Dawn Yang's name is so versatile, in the Malay language. You can put in a word like "hodoh(ugly)" and it reads Dawn Yang Hodoh(Dawn Yang's Ugly) or it can read Dawn That is Ugly. I'm just using that adjective for fun. Nothing special. Definitely you can add in "cantik(beautiful)" yourself since she win some awards that I've never heard of it before(so who care's right?). She's just so pretty now and I mean only pretty. Beautiful is an overstatement(if there's such a word). Well how come she got so pretty again? Owh now I remember, "modification", you know, like people modify PS2 and WII to play pirated games. Can you see like the total difference between these:

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Woah! This is so amazing. I have to give the modifier credit for doing such a good job and helped her gain so much publicity and some unknown awards for her "natural" beauty. However, I think the plastic surgeon didn't do a very good job in the whitening section. She looks so white(pale) in this picture. It's like the modifier overused SK100(the don't-know-from-where-edition) on her face then just let it be so that he can save on the compensations. He obviously lied to her telling she looks good in that. And he even forgot to add in pigments to make her face look smoother and more real. What a stupid modifier! Should sue him!

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Or maybe the modifier just used bleach? She must have taken the wrong pacakge where it includes using high class bleach(no such thing) and without pigments. Worse still, it doesn't have any warranty. Pity her. No wonder she looks a lot better now because she changed the package again.

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Now she looks so much better, don't you think so? I somehow believe she has inner beauty. Owh by the way, nice name, Dawn(is this in her identity card or something?). If not she can play a game of changing name every 5 years to probably Morning, Dusk, Night, Evening, Afternoon. I think it will even popularize her more. No, seriously, it would be very fun to that.

Anyhow, I just need to say that she actually looks pretty after everything that has been done. Who cares if she did whatsoever? As long as she look nice now. As long as she doesn't take up the wrong package again. If I had my ugly teeth, I would go for a surgery as well.
I'm so jealous of her beauty now.

5 Commentaires:

Kevin Tan said...

her eyes actually look rectangular rather than round -_-"

Anonymous said...

Its not that the surgeon make her face too white. Its foundation luh hey.. Doesn't you see other girls photo in club or night places all very white on their face only? Stupid

Melalyn Ng said...

According to "professionals" (me la! haha!) It's definitely her foundation but don't blame her solely for it because whoever's camera it was, the flash was too hard.

To take good pictures with a lousy digital camera in dark places, use a piece of tissue paper to cover the flash so that it doesn't come out too strong making Dawn look like an off-duty geisha :)

Kelvin Kuan said...

Hey anonymous: i was so trying to push all the responsibilities to whoever the "Modifier" was but now that u've mentioned its foundation, then i will have to say its her fault or maybe her make up personnel's...

Mel: ya...i xan understand the flash prob as well...so pro la...haha...this is like the true camwhore pro style...lolz...

泉 said...

Dawn yang之前照片http://soonchuan.blogspot.com